I'm Retired, Every Hour Is Happy Hour | Deluxe Tee

The official uniform of the "I don't do mornings" club.

You worked. You saved. You showed up for forty-odd years. Now the calendar's empty and the only meeting on your schedule is with a cold drink on the porch. This tee says it plain: retired, and every hour is happy hour. The kind of shirt that gets nods from strangers in line at the hardware store and a knowing grin from the bartender at 11 a.m.

Hand-lettered front print, made to order in the USA on our buttery-soft Deluxe Tee. Soft enough to nap in, sturdy enough for the boat, the BBQ, and the inevitable margarita-on-the-deck Tuesday. It's the kind of tee your retiree will reach for when there's nothing they have to do, which is most days now.

Perfect retirement gift for the husband, dad, granddad, or favourite retiree who's earned every lazy afternoon. Goes down great with a card that just says "well done."

• Designed, printed, and shipped from the USA
• Original design from our studio (no clip-art on this porch)
• Pre-shrunk soft cotton, runs true to size, order your usual
• Available in White and Sport Grey, sizes S through 5XL

Order your usual size. Made to order, ships in 3-5 business days.