The matching Deluxe Tees for the couples whose best jokes don't leave the house.
He wears "I Love Making Her Horny." She wears "I Love Making Him Smile." On her, the line reads sweet. On him, it reads honest. Standing next to each other, they finish the sentence only the two of you have been telling.
Picture them: Saturday morning coffee in bed. The Valentine's gift she tears open in pyjamas. The hotel weekend you don't get dressed for. The anniversary night in. The kind of joke a long-married couple still tells each other.
People will read them twice. The ones who get it will smile. The ones who don't will wish their partner was as fun as yours.
4.5oz 100% ring-spun cotton Deluxe Tee. Soft enough to sleep in. Vibrant DTG print that won't fade after a wash. Machine wash cold, inside out.
Available in White, Sport Grey, and Black. Sizes S to 3XL. Unisex fit, runs true to size. Order your usual size. Not boxy, not tight.
Original designs from our studio. Printed and shipped from the USA. Most orders arrive in 5-7 business days.
Bundle the pair to lock in the savings. Made to order in the USA, shipped fast.














